A Benchmark Post: Sitting too Long at a College Football Game (Chatting with Chowboy)

Hi people!

As you can see from the title, this post is a chat with my brother Chowboy... who actually took the computer from me months ago when Blogger was up, clicked on "new post", and typed in a title: "A Benchmark Post: Sitting too Long at a College Football Game". 

He never wrote the post; just the title.

So, rather than deleting it, I decided to make this my next sibling chat. ;)
Hello, Chowboy!

Howdy

I've interviewed Kordell and I've interviewed Birdo, but I've never had them tell a bit about themselves; so, I shall ask you: would you please tell us a bit about yourself?

Well, let's see. A chair, couch, my sister, carpet, bookshelves, cabinets..... Would you like me to go on?

*Eyeroll* very funny.  I didn't say things around you, I said things about you.

They mean the same thing. Honest. I looked it up in the Thesaurus.

*Laughing* yeah, ok.  Well... what are your interests?  Hobbies?  Favorites?

One of my hobbies is my goat herd. My interests include goats, sports, school, (Yes, I'm one of those weird people who actually like school), and playing the banjo. Favorites: In the world of sports, I like the Royals, KU, and the Packers (Yep, I'm a Cheesehead). I won't bore you any more, although there is more.

Thanks, Cheesehead.
Yes, folks, he is one of those 'weird people' that likes school.  We call him the Teacher's Pet. B-)

Ha ha and that's not all I get called around here. :)

What's that supposed to mean?

I have a bunch of nicknames around here. I have 2 older brothers and one younger who as you can imagine like to give me a hard time.

Very true.

..........................

What's that?

I don't have anything to say.

Well... give us a pun.

Choices choices choices. Well let's see what we can come up with.
Croutons are very crummy.

You came up with that all by yourself?

Yes Ma'am.

I expect nothing less.  Good one, by the way.

I walked into a Ford dealership to buy a car. Ford just came out with a new model and I wanted to take a test drive. I loved it and so I bought it. Ford called it the Ford Future. After signing the papers the smiling car salesman walked up to me and said "Congratulations! Here are the keys to your Future!"

Oh goodness. XD

What do you call offensive Petroleum? Crude oil.

Haha!
You'd better stop before you use up all of the puns so that I can't use any in my monthly recaps. XD
In closing, what words of wisdom have you for us today?

Are you serious, or are you wanting me to say something funny?

Um... both.

I can impersonate the local undertaker.

Well, that's true!  And you're quite good at it, I might add. ;)  You've had us laughing so hard more than once.  XD

Read your Bible.

*Nods* that's wise.

Thank you.

You're welcome.
Well, I think it's time to end this post.  Thanks for coming, Chowboy!  (And thanks for actually using punctuation!  Birdo and Kordell could use a lesson from you.)

You're welcome. See ya.

Well, there ya go, folks!
I hope you enjoyed. ;)
~Kaitlyn